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Thread: Care and Maintenance of your Delorean during times of the Wu Tang Corona Virus

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    Care and Maintenance of your Delorean during times of the Wu Tang Corona Virus

    At Associated Industries Delorean Service, we are manufacturing biohazard kits to help keep you and your Delorean safe. The kits are not guaranteed to be effective, but using them and not eating raw wild animal meat inside your Delorean is recommended. Hell, we are even staying away from fortune cookies at this point.
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    AIDS doesn't scare me half as much as DPI

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    Three rules of DeLorean ownership:
    1: Always use the right tool for the job.
    2: A hammer is always the right tool for the job.
    3: Anything can be used as a hammer.

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    DPI comes with a death guarantee while AIDS makes no promises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevedmc View Post
    DPI comes with a death guarantee while AIDS makes no promises.
    Actually DPI only promises serious injury. Death may or may not happen.

    AIDS is suspiciously quiet on both issues.
    Three rules of DeLorean ownership:
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    2: A hammer is always the right tool for the job.
    3: Anything can be used as a hammer.

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    I miss the good old days where Bill Robertson was mentioned in the DPI warranty.

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    I miss Bill. It was nice having someone besides me who was so sure of their own holiness.
    Three rules of DeLorean ownership:
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    2: A hammer is always the right tool for the job.
    3: Anything can be used as a hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    I miss Bill. It was nice having someone besides me who was so sure of their own holiness.
    Amen. I can't even keep up with him on Facebook since I decided to block him when he started trying to get people to lose their jobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevedmc View Post
    I miss the good old days where Bill Robertson was mentioned in the DPI warranty.
    Is that true?? -LMAO!
    Bro....do you own a DeLorean?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    I miss Bill. It was nice having someone besides me who was so sure of their own holiness.
    You'll always be #1....BRAH!
    Bro....do you own a DeLorean?


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    Was Bill really in the warranty? Iíve never been officially recognized in anything. Heís a star.

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