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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich_NYS View Post
    This past summer I was visiting in McLean, VA. I stopped at an ATM and there was a receipt lying face-up, the balance was >900K. I held it with my transaction like it was my receipt, and showed it to someone I was with....got 'em! -lol
    I think everybody in McLean is rich AF.
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    Except for Autozone, Iím going to start telling cashiers my phone number is 867-5309. In the past Iíve simply told them I donít give my number out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    LOL..."Can you believe it? After last weekend only 900k left. UGHHHH!"

    "UGHHHH!" -LOL!


    Quote Originally Posted by Duplicate Account View Post
    I think everybody in McLean is rich AF.
    Yessir....sure looked that way to me, yo.



    If I still have that receipt, I might post it on Facebook with Michael's comment -haha!

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    I have to wait 4 more hours before my expert cook wife makes me dinner -- UGHHH!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duplicate Account View Post
    I have to wait 4 more hours before my expert cook wife makes me dinner -- UGHHH!!!!
    I had to wait 30 minutes for the ground beef to thaw for my Hamburger Helper!!! UGH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sedated View Post
    I had to wait 30 minutes for the ground beef to thaw for my Hamburger Helper!!! UGH!
    You're missing the brag part. I'd go more with, "I had to wait 35 minutes for my expensive Bison Burger at Ted Turner's Montana Grill Restaurant --- UGH!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duplicate Account View Post
    You're missing the brag part. I'd go more with, "I had to wait 35 minutes for my expensive Bison Burger at Ted Turner's Montana Grill Restaurant --- UGH!!!"
    How about this:. "My ebook only sold five copies this month, so all I could pay with the income was my Hulu and Pandora subscriptions... UGH!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sedated View Post
    How about this:. "My ebook only sold five copies this month, so all I could pay with the income was my Hulu and Pandora subscriptions... UGH!!!"
    Well for the thug forum, I guess brag takes on a different context.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich_NYS View Post
    It's getting pretty bad with stuff like this. I've been teaching my kids: "just because someone asks you for information, doesn't mean they're entitled to it."

    The last time I went for a doctor visit, they gave me a form that asks a bunch of questions that have nothing to do with the injuries I was there for. It was a great learning opportunity for my kid that was with me. I didn't give any info unrelated to my injury, and when asked about the blank form I said: "I'm not here for that." I got the services I paid for, and went home.....just like any other business transaction (duh.)


    However.....during a visit to another office when I didn't fill out the 3 pages of data-mining BS, the over-entitled receptionist tried to Alpha me when I questioned it. I left her stack of papers in the waiting area, paid for the services, and left. Oddly, the paperwork police didn't contact me and they accepted my payment for their services. Public schooling has really institutionalized the masses, IMO.

    I think these micro-battles are good opportunities to learn perspective and not to be sheep. Paying someone for a service or an item doesn't entitle them to know the size of your weiner.
    Had a visit to the doctor today for a neck injury. I had 3 forms on a clipboard while waiting, two had nothing to do with the reason I was there (I left those blank.)

    Once in the exam room, the nurse started asking reasonable questions, but then asked if I work, and what my occupation is. I sensed things about to get silly, so I stopped her and asked why she's asking questions unrelated to my injury. She said: "when you see a Primary Care Physician, they have a whole slew of crap they want us to ask."

    I answered: "I don't like a slew of crap...I don't want to answer any of those questions."

    She said: "OK." She then took my vitals, and I was examined by the doctor.

    Opting out of an interrogation [magically] didn't prevent the transaction....I think the medical peeps understand privacy rights more than the average bear, and most know not to push the issue.

    I was so tempted to give stats on the size of my weiner so I could give Sam's thread a proper bump.

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