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    30 Days of heartwarming DMCToday facts

    As a retort to the vile and petty lies that we, the benevolent and caring leaders of DMCToday have endured from crooked Hill for the past month, we have decided to fight fake news with fact. For 30 days you will be treated to little known stories and facts that prove we are not what crooked Hill claims.

    1: DMCToday was the first DeLorean club to give colored folk and dames equal posting permissions* proving that we are not racist nor are we sexists.


    *provided all dames with a C cup or better prove it in your avatar.
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    2: Although true that several benevolent leaders used funds to purchase Rolls Royces and ownership in a private island, please note that these assets will only be used for DMCToday affairs and will in no way be avaliable for their own personal use.

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    3: DMCToday has it's very own DeLorean girls fan club just like the other guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    3: DMCToday has it's very own DeLorean girls fan club just like the other guys.

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    Technically, there is ONE female member here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    3: DMCToday has it's very own DeLorean girls fan club just like the other guys.

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    The PMM posting censored pics?!

    COMMUNISIM!

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    4: No one has ever been successful in proving that any DMCToday member is or has ever been affiliated with the nazi party.

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    What about Vampire Undertakers, Goat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duplicate Account View Post
    What about Vampire Undertakers, Goat
    We are looking into claims of vampirism among certain vendors.

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    5: DMCToday emojis that turn kids gay have been removed. Rest assured your kids will not get gayness from using our software.

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