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    I am going to die poor. Don't worry, you will too!

    Way back in May 1607 some criminal/surplus population ancestor of mine went to engage in that tragic experiment called the Jamestown colony. This has set forth over 400+ years of very bad decisions resulting in a negative net worth to this day. Having neither the fortitude or brain power to start or maintain a successful enterprise in the richest country in the world, my family and myself find ourselves adrift in a near-ruined Republic dependent upon a pension and/or Social Security system that may or may not survive the perennial fiscal irresponsibility of our leaders and gimmedat-enslaved populace.

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    Consider this a warning Dead Lesbian Goat's Avatar
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    I own a DeLorean, and I'm a conservative who owns guns

    I am, by definition, rich

    (Rich as in the state of economic status, not Rich the legend that works out and kills ninjas by the hundreds withbhis bare hands)

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    The only way I'm going to die poor is if I keep buying DeLoreans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracula View Post
    The only way I'm going to die poor is if I keep buying DeLoreans.


    So, that's a yes then
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    I have a delorean , fiero and I just brought home a midget last summer. I am dirt poor.
    Lou and "Boo" - The man you love to hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou and "Boo" View Post
    I just brought home a midget last summer.
    They prefer the term "little people"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    They prefer the term "little people"
    I know but when I slap it on the hind quarter and call it a midget it smiles.
    Lou and "Boo" - The man you love to hate.

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