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    Not douche enough?

    Just follow my lead...got me a pair of driving gloves for controlling that high performance monster in my garage. Two tones steel blue with black grip surface. I just liked the way they look and what woman would not be impressed upon seeing me step out of a 35 yr. old car and shredding these bad boys off?

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    I would say they are very much douchy enough...

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    You got any white sunglasses to go with those douche gloves?
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    I got these...which is close enough


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    Dude i need a pair of these gloves. Would so rock them in the D lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerline84 View Post
    Dude i need a pair of these gloves. Would so rock them in the D lol
    You're way too badass for pansyass driving gloves....lol

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    Any DeLorean driver who doesn't use driving gloves is like a gun owner who uses non lethal rounds. He's the guy who orders the spinach pizza, he's the guy who complains his chicken wings are too hot and he is the guy at the sports bar who screams "turn that damn game down" before returning to his Zima cocktail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Lesbian Goat View Post
    Any DeLorean driver who doesn't use driving gloves is like a gun owner who uses non lethal rounds. He's the guy who orders the spinach pizza, he's the guy who complains his chicken wings are too hot and he is the guy at the sports bar who screams "turn that damn game down" before returning to his Zima cocktail.

    HA! Shows what you know, I'm going to wear leather work gloves on my next drive & look gangster AF!

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    Mods, as a nonbinary douche, I'm triggered. Please lock this thread.
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    he is the guy at the sports bar who screams "turn that damn game down" before returning to his Zima cocktail.

    ^^^^^^bahahhahahaha

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