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    I Identify as Trans-Financial

    Since people can identify as trans-species, trans-racial, and trans-abled, I now identify as "trans-financial" and request an infusion to my bank account to fix the fact that I was not born the way that I know I was meant to be:

    https://www.gofundme.com/i-identify-as-transfinancial
    -Chad K.
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    LOL...that's almost worth donating to. At least you aren't asking for a DeLorean

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    Haha, thanks. I'm glad you can tell that it's tongue-in-cheek humor.
    -Chad K.
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    That's completely awesome....LMBAO!

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    I would like to take this opportunity to come out at Trans-Ferrari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    I would like to take this opportunity to come out at Trans-Ferrari
    Do you identify as part Ferrari or do you mean that you're a trans-Ferrari cohabitationalist in which you need to share living quarters and life experiences with a Ferrari because its a part of your culture and your heritage is insulted by not having access to one?

    Because most women are trans-Ferrari in that they require lots of attention, maintenance, and money.
    -Chad K.
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    Dammit, Jim. I'm an undertaker, not a mechanic.

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    I feel that I'm on the billionaire spectrum.

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    I feel that I'm on the billionaire spectrum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracula View Post
    Do you identify as part Ferrari or do you mean that you're a trans-Ferrari cohabitationalist in which you need to share living quarters and life experiences with a Ferrari because its a part of your culture and your heritage is insulted by not having access to one?

    Because most women are trans-Ferrari in that they require lots of attention, maintenance, and money.
    I don't know. Whatever gets the government to flip the sticker (and upkeep) on a new LaFerrari is what I am.

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